Lion Tamer
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
young people show up. One is Akpos in his mid-
twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about
the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
tamer so you both better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He
continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then
rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He
remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my
life." He then turns to Akpos and asks, "Can you
top that?"
"No problem," replies Akpos, "just get that lion out
of the way."
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