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HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY!
Nigeria, our beloved country where:
Leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in
office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic tigers.
People pay for electricity bill yet you don't see
light.
A cripple has driver license.
The wife of d Governors don't have SSCE
certificate and yet they earn big salary.
Police men are informants for robbers,
You can act like a big boy with just N50 in your
pocket.
Old people with grey hair try to make it black again
and younger ones dye theirs to become grey.
Married people remove their rings and pretend to
be single, and unmarried ones wear rings in the
name of fashion.
A blind man present a driver's licence as proof of
identity.
Football fans kill themselves over distant clubs they
don't know about.
We produce crude oil and still import petrol and
kerosene from other countries.
Garri sellers even have an association!
A student of higher institution don't attend class,
don't write tests and exams but still have first
class.
A Biochemistry graduate becomes bank branch
manager and petroleum engineers work in Airports.
Poor people branch a restaurant only if they want
to use the toilet.
A poor man drinks garri in the morning, pure-water
in the afternoon and groundnut in the night, and
thank God
A lady will be 30 year old but says she's 19.
You can win an election in the prison.
Police will see red and tell you it's white.
One of the Twin brothers celebrates his 37th year
on earth will the other celebrates his 27th year on
earth
God bless NIGERIA!
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Only For Naija II HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY! Nigeria, our beloved country where: Leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of o...

ugly lady

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Ugly Lady
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst.
As they're walking along they see a little hut. They
run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat,
hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and
begs her for a drink.
The women says, "Sure, if you have sex with me."
The first man replies, "I would rather die in this
desert, then have sex with you."
The second man wants to live and agree's to do the
deed. He and the woman enter the hut, leaving the
first man outside. The woman says, "Well, let's do
it!"
The man agrees to start but only if she will close
her eyes. He looks around the hut and sees a table
full of corn on it. He picks one up, uses it on her
and throws it out the window. The woman opens
her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The woman
is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and
his friend some water. The man calls his friend in
and informs him that the women is going to give
them some water.
The friend replies, "The hell with the water, I want
some more of that buttered corn!"

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Ugly Lady Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little hut. They run up to it and kno...

definition of a tireble day

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Definition Of A Terrible Day
You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met
online. On getting there, her phone is switched off!
After trying her line several for hours and still off,
you decided to check into a hotel. On getting there,
you discovered your wallet has been stolen.
You drop your bag at the reception, ran to a nearby
bank to withdraw with your ATM card. On getting
there, the ATM traps your card.
You go straight into the bank to withdraw the
money but they tell you that the network is down
and will remain so throughout the day. On your way
back to the hotel, you receive an alert which says,
All your money, N50,000 has been deducted from
your account some minutes ago.
Completely infuriated now, you got to the hotel only
to find out your bag is no more. You asked d
receptionist, he points to an inscription on the
notice board to you which reads, "BAGS KEPT AT
OWNERS RISK". At this point, you lose it
completely. In a bid to prevent trouble, the
receptionist calls the security to lock you up.
And you spend the rest of your day in prison with
inmates who beat the living day light out of you.

definition of a tireble day

Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...

definition of a tireble day

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definition of a tireble day

Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...

definition of a tireble day

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definition of a tireble day

Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...

definition of a tireble day

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definition of a tireble day

Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...

lion

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Lion Tamer
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
young people show up. One is Akpos in his mid-
twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about
the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
tamer so you both better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He
continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then
rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He
remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my
life." He then turns to Akpos and asks, "Can you
top that?"
"No problem," replies Akpos, "just get that lion out
of the way."

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Lion Tamer A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is Akpos in his mid- twenties and the other is a gor...

how to make a woman happy

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How To Make A Woman Happy
It's really not too difficult but. To make a woman
happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. never forget birthdays, anniversaries, valentine.
You it's easy to make a woman happy.
by desbaba

how to make a woman happy

How To Make A Woman Happy It's really not too difficult but. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3...