Only For Naija II HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY! Nigeria, our beloved country where: Leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of o...
ugly lady
Ugly Lady Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little hut. They run up to it and kno...
definition of a tireble day
Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...
definition of a tireble day
Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...
definition of a tireble day
Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...
definition of a tireble day
Definition Of A Terrible Day You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After ...
lion
Lion Tamer A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is Akpos in his mid- twenties and the other is a gor...
how to make a woman happy
How To Make A Woman Happy It's really not too difficult but. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3...
tie me to the bed
Tie Me To The Bed A lady and Akpos were having drinks at the bar. Later that night the woman whispered to Akpos, "LET'S GO TO MY PL...
Tip3
RelationShip - What would you do if the most amazing person in your life walked away because you were too blind to see that they were right...
which is d funnyest
"Akpos The Comedian WHO IS D FUNNIEST? 1)a man who pulled his slippers to enter taxi. 2)a man who stole d wall clock in a church buildi...
pastor on Facebook
"Funny Akpos Jokes Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How...
Black Nigeria
"Funny Akpos Jokes A pilot announced, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out.” ...
Girls
"Akpos The Comedian AKPOS: Hi GIRL: What? AKPOS: How are you? GIRL: Do I know you? AKPOS: I am RICH. GIRL: OOh! My name is Mary but...
Jamb result
Papa Akpors: Akpors, I learnt yourJAMB result is out.Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failedPapa...
Agreement
"Akpos Jokes "A couple agreed that whenever they wanted to have sex they'd say "Let's make a phone call." One d...
mum and dad
"Akpos The Comedian Akpors came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where's mom and dad? She replied; They are up...
Neighbor`s wife
"Akpos The Comedian Akpos has been admiring his neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife always gives him this seductive smile...
Three Times A Day
DOCTOR: You look terribly exhausted, are you having meals 3 times a day as I advised? EKAETTE: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Many Cakes
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl sa...
I Knew It
A Nigerian lady who married a Chinese guy gave birth to a baby girl after nine months of marriage but after three months, the baby died. T...
Dumb Farmer
A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square. Half way to the square, the thief said...
Primary 5 Class
A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4. Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!" The teacher angrily said, "I have be...
Crazy Nonsense
You got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl? You bought suya for your woman, she ate ev...
Bush Meat
A European pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some 'bush meat'. He dropped them in the forest in a ch...
Captain Akpors
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Akpos welcoming you on board of Dana Airlines. We apologize for the four-day delay ...
Angels On Guide
A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge ove...
Job Recruitment
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One...
Potential And Reality
An 8 year old son asks her dad, "What's the difference between 'Potential' and 'reality?'" Dad turns to wife,...