An 8 year old son asks her dad, "What's the difference between 'Potential' and 'reality?'"
Dad turns to wife, "Would you sleep with Barrack Obama for $1 million?''
Wife answers, "Of course, I will never waste that opportunity."
Dad turns to daughter, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million?"
Daughter answers, "Yes! He is my fantasy."
Dad turns to elder son, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for $1million?"
Eldest son answers, "Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money."
Dad then turns to his youngest son, "You see son, 'Potentially' we are living with three millionaires BUT in 'reality' we are living with two prostitutes and one gay boy.
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